British Epidemic on Reality TV

It seems these days like there's a plague of notably wealthy British people on reality TV. The outbreak has produced some of the most successful television shows in American history, which are mostly all spin-offs of popular shows in Britain. They already have millions of dollars, so why do these Brits come here and invade our television sets with new reality competitions? Because they have lucrative ideas we haven't thought of yet.

Simon Cowell - You love him, you hate him... Don't matter. Has anyone ever wondered why this judge is the head of the judging panel, gets the heftiest paycheck, and is giving his opinions on AMERICAN Idol? He's not even American! Who are you to judge and tear American people apart, Simon? Probably because him and Simon Fuller co-created the show as well as co-founded the Spice Girls. This man's loaded and he knows what works on television and what will sell. He came across the pond simply to expand his reality TV empire, and he's pretty much in control of the TV industry at this moment in time.

Gordon Ramsay - This guy has to be one of the loudest, meanest, and rudest people on television. He comes to America, like Simon, and just tells everyone on his show to **** Off. Usually when you go to another country, you try to make a good impression. Not Gordon Ramsay, he'll tell you like it is. If your corn is burning on the broiler, he'll take the hot corn over to you and throw the pot full of hot water at the wall. Then these poor contestants have to start over every time he's dissatisfied. I honestly don't care if you're American or British; there's no need to completely lose it every time a contestant makes a mistake. It makes you look bad as a professional chef who owns a restaurant. I wouldn't want to work at your restaurant anyways. Why do people even go on Hell's Kitchen?

These are just a few examples of Reality TV Brits. Others include:

Jo Frost - The stereotypical British nanny from "Supernanny" (like Mary Poppins)

Len Goodman - Judge on "Dancing with the Stars" (was originally head judge on the British version "Strictly Come Dancing")

Piers Morgan - Judge on "America's Got Talent." Does anyone actually watch that show?